The Inside Scoop, Dope, Poop, and 411
All About My Site & Me
Guide Booklet to Everything TerryColon.com
FAQ & Questions I Ask Myself
Minding My Q’s and A’s
Talking About My Site & Me
Views and Reviews of TerryColon.com
2024 Site Redesign
a New Take that Didn’t Take
Notes for Young Artists
Learn from My Experience or Get Your Own
How I Nearly Ran Myself Over With My First Car
My Motoring Misadventure With a Jerry-rigged Jalopy
Via the Web-o-Tron 9000 Wayback Machine
Archives
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2023: July–Dec Jan–June 2022: July–Dec Jan–June
2021: July–Dec Jan–June 2020: July–Dec Jan–June
2019: July–Dec Jan–June 2018: July–Dec Jan–June
2017: July–Dec Jan–June 2016: July–Dec Jan–June
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Daily Dump Serieses
Brain Tweezers (Mit Dr. Sigmund Fraud) Pself Analysis
Dumb and Dummy Webtriloquism
Joke Jeopardy! Answers and Questions
Kurmedgeon Kat Quote and Comment
The Little Read Book of Uncle Joe Squarehair Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain
Mouse Utopia Unhiding the Decline
Spot and Smith Talking Man to Dog
Talking Heads Detached Gags and Nonsense
Thinking off the Rock Pondering imponderables and mulling mulls
Weary the Cynical Dog Barking Mad Cynicism
Joking Favorites
At the Complaint Window in Heaven
Hooray for Hollywar Film Clichés
Joe Pesci Musical Birthday Card
Leap Day Special Via the Wayback-a-Tronic: Short History of the Calendar
Soccer’s Wildly Improbable Medical Palpitations (WIMPs)
Spinflation: Cheaper Though It Costs More
Spot the Six Differences –April 13-16
Terry’s Top Seven (and more) Things to Realize when You’re Not Getting Old, You’re Already There
More That Was the Blog that Wasn’t
Top Twelve Reasons People Visit terrycolon.com
Turn Vice into Virtue by Acting Naturally
What the Music You Listen to Says About You
Yesterday’s News Today: Real, Stupid Headlines
In Fact Favorites
Better Than Sliced Bread –Uncelebrated Inventions Great and Small
Endonyms, Surnames and Car Oval Abrs
Five Letters Dropped from the English Alphabet
History (and Future?) of the Union Jack
Keeping Descriptions in Order –the Rules of Adjectives
Pure English as It Coulda Been
Reality based articles presented in a lighthearted way
The Flying Files
Flight Made Simple
An Easy Way to Understand How Planes Can Fly
How Planes Can Fly
The Correct Explanation of Lift for Non-Engineers
How Planes Do NOT Fly
Bernoulli Baloney and Lift Demonstrations
The Trouble With Airflow Diagrams
That Confuse Rather than Enlighten
Peculiar Planes & Flights of Fancy
Unusual Aircraft that Never Caught On
Various Topics
Bikes Don’t Turn By Leaning
Proving Cones and Gyroscopes Are Futile
The Bigger Better Newer Improveder Rat Race
How Being Middle Class Was a Whole Lot Easier Sixty Years Ago
Counter-Steering Made Easy-Peasy
Balancing a Bike by Turning
Dumb Money
Bad Financial Advice and Worse Economic Ideas
Extra Dimensions of Existence Don’t Exist
There Is No Three in 3-D
Folk Etymology Folks Invent From Whole Cloth
False and True Origins of Common Phrases
How to Talk Like a Sailor
Common Phrases with Nautical Origins
Optical Illusions You Often Run Into
Don’t Worry, They Don’t Hurt
Our What-the? Units of Measure
Why Do We Measure Things the Way We Do?
Steamrolled!
What They Didn’t Tell You about Flattening the Curve (Or Covid Forever)
The Story of Honey
The Processed Food Processed by Bees
Ten Greatest Inventions Ever?
Greatest Things Before Sliced Bread
What Fabric Is The Fabric of Space Made Of?
Space Warps, Time Wefts and Bent Reality
Humor, spoofs, satire and the like
America Remapped
Revised Geography for Fun and Prophesy
Betterize Your Fauxcabulary
Nonsense Neologisms and Would-Be Words
Compare & Save Big-Time
Are You Paying Exaggerated Prices for Exaggerated Differences?
Cosmology Willikers
A Shorter History of Everything and Nothing
Duh-uh: Weird Yet Real Product Advisories
Mouseover to Know Better
Economic Jargon, Lingo, and Gobbledygook Deciphered
Your Guide to Money Mutterings
Government Machinery at Work
How the Wheels of the Bureaucracy Grind
How ESP Works
Mind Reading Diagramed and Explained
How Not to Be Taken for a Ride on the Bus
Our Mass Transit Primer
How to Win Any Argument
Using Paralogic and Surreason
Mysteries of UFOs Revealed
They’re Here, They Are, They Are, They Are
The Periodic Table of Dark Matter
The Emperor’s New Fabric of Space
Periodic Table of Hollywood Plot Elements
Lights, Camera, Reaction!
Real Fake News
False News and Fake Prophesies Almost as Good as the Establishment Media’s Fake News and False Prophesies
Retro Week on The Terror Network
Musty TV
Samuel Goldwyn vs. Yogi Berra
Little Read Book of Unintentionally Funny Quotes from New York to Hollywood
Those Darn Cats
Our Deal With the Devils
The Top Ten Numbers Ever
Counting Down and/or Up from Negative Zero to Infinity Plus Two
X-Y Axis Charts off the Grid
Connecting the Dots & Plotting the Plots
Visual humor
Toon Fun Features
Airline Travel Made Stupid
Fly the Fiendly Skies where We Burn Our Wings Every Day
E-Z P-Z House Selling
Redirect, Repackage, Relabel
Gag Cartoonery
New and Old Gag Cartoon Archive
A Gaggle of Geese and a ????? of Movie Makers
Peruse the old cartoon and learn the filmdom terms of venery. And maybe learn what ‘terms of venery’ means.
Winless Wear
2008 Detroit Lions Merchandise
Daily Dump Cartoon Serieses
Brain Tweezers (Mit Dr. Sigmund Fraud) Pself Analysis
Dumb and Dummy Webtriloquism
Joke Jeopardy! Answers and Questions
Kurmedgeon Kat Quote and Comment
The Little Read Book of Uncle Joe Squarehair Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain
Spot and Smith Talking Man to Dog
Talking Heads Detached Gags and Nonsense
Thinking off the Rock Pondering imponderables and mulling mulls
Weary the Cynical Dog Barking Mad Cynicism
Orbit/Cracked
A Dog’s Breakfast
Gag Cartoons from Deep in the Orbit and Cracked Magazine Archives
Reader’s Digest
The B-B-Q Pyramid
For the Cooking Unimpaired
Mythic Snowmen
And More Snowmen
Quick and Easy Meals
For the Cooking Impaired
Ships Aho-Ho-Hoy
A flotilla of Naval Flops
Venn Again, Maybe Not
Another Last Laugh
Win Any Argument
Abridged Version
Suck.Com
Suck School of Comic Art –Graduate Course
How to Draw Funnier
Suck School of Comic Art
How to Draw Funny
Crash Course
Cartoon Motorcycle Accidents Versus Cartoonist Motorcycle Accidents
Happy Suckiversary
Play Suck.com Art Director
Reproduced in comic book fashion from the old Cracked magazine
Bizarre Business Cards We Hope We Never See
CRACKED's Plan to Balance the Federal Budget in ONE Year
The Future Ain’t What it Used to Be
History’s Least Successful Proto Humans
Police Line-ups Around the World (and Beyond)
Trojan Horse Designs That Didn’t Quite Make it
Powered by the Web-o-Tron 9000
Animated Optical Illusions
Webio-Bot Gets Taken for a Ride
Discovery of the Element of Surprise
Pathétic News Presents
Great War Bloopers and Tactical Jokes
Tommy Foolery, Fritz Flops, Pierre-Balls, Atta-Turkeys and Igor-Blymies
Middle-Aged Mundane Made Over to Modern
A Video Guide
Persistence of Rotary Vision
Rotating Optical Illusions (Webio-Bot Goes for a Spin)
The Twelve Days of Christmas
In Under One Minute
Powered by the Web-o-Tron 9000
Rebuses
Rebus Challenge: Super SciFi TV
Can you decipher the superhero and science fiction television show picture pun puzzles?
Rebus Challenge: Meat The Beetles
Can You Decipher the Fab Four Picture Pun Puzzles?
Rebus Challenge: Rerun TV
Can You Decipher the Television Picture Pun Puzzles?
Rebus Challenge: Old Movies
Can You Decipher the Filmdom Picture Pun Puzzles?
Bird Spotters Rebus Guide
Picture Pun Puzzles for I-D-ing Our Fine Feathered Friends
Games
Consult the Mystic 8 Ball
Ultimate Mystic Service Answers Any Yes-or-No Question
Dice Baseball
The TerryColon.com Online Interactive Version
Find the Elusiver, Mysteriouser Creatures
Another Search Game
Find the Secret Message
A different Kind of Word Search
I Will Read Your Mind Online
With Internetelepathy
Pirate Treasure Trove of Fun
Play the Game, Enjoy the Gags and Trivia
Video Games
Webio-Bot Invaders
Save the Planet
Webio-Bot Rescue
A Game Where You're the Hero
Webio-Bot Maze
A Lab Rat Game, Only With Your Mouse
Whack-a-Bot
Quick, Get ‘Em!
Quizes
Hollywhat? Movie Trivia Challenge
A Moviedom Trivia Quiz of the Funny, the Obscure, and the Strange
Just What Kind of a Person Are You Anyway?
Take the Personality Test and Discover the True You
Mythical Monsters and Concocted Creatures
Name the Animated Natural Blunder Game
What’s That Supposed to Mean?
The Collected Word Definition Quizes
Published and Unpublished “Art” Collections
The Roof-Rack Chronicles
Illustrations from the Sasquatch Books Book
The Machines
Illustrations for an Unwritten Book
Scams, Shams, and Flimflams
Illustrations from the Two Volume Set
Visible Ink Press
Illustrations from the Four Book Series: Falser than a Weeping Crocodile, …As One Mad with Wine, Every Bite a Delight, A Fine Kettle of Fish
Unpleasant Dreams
Illustrations for an Imaginary Book
Coming Someday, Maybe
A Fable Tale
Illustrations for a Mythical Book
A Fishy Story
Illustrations for an Unwritten Book
WARNING! There actually is no Terry Colon merchandise. There used to be, but things didn’t exactly sell like hotcakes, sales were flat as a pancake; so I discontinued it all. I know, I know, quitters never win. On the other hand if you want to get out of a hole you gotta stop digging. Still, as a service to readers who may own competitors (darn them) novelty merchandise I present tips on the wear and care of same.
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